Yes, we’re coming up on that hallowed, professional FootBall Bowl.
And this year it will be the battle of the titans — well, no, not the Titans. They lost.
But both will be ready to rip it up and be the world’s best.
Both have spent millions building their teams.
Both will duke it out in front of millions around the globe.
Our troops, too, will be watching as they do, hanging in the balance, wondering about the outcome.
Yes — it’ll be Trump vs Bloomberg.
Both have announced that they’ll be advertising, selling, amidst the trucks and the beer.
In fact — bring on the beer.
We can start deciding what our drinking game for the debates will be.